I consider this a public service announcement. Doing my part to make sure these pick up lines are never used again. Do not read if you are faint of heart!
- Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?
- There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it!
- You are so hot even my zipper is falling for you!
- My friend over there wants your number so he can reach me in the morning!
- You should be selling hot dogs because you all ready know how to make a wiener stand!
- I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make a bed rock!
- Do you have any raisins? Then how about a date!
- You have something on your ass! My eyes!
- What time do you get off? Can I watch?
- Did you just fart because you blew me away!
What’s the worst pick up line you’ve ever heard? I want to know!