The 10 Worst Pick Up Lines Ever

I consider this a public service announcement. Doing my part to make sure these pick up lines are never used again. Do not read if you are faint of heart!

  1. Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?Single guy forever
  2. There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it!
  3. You are so hot even my zipper is falling for you!
  4. My friend over there wants your number so he can reach me in the morning!
  5. You should be selling hot dogs because you all ready know how to make a wiener stand!
  6. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make a bed rock!
  7. Do you have any raisins? Then how about a date!
  8. You have something on your ass! My eyes!
  9. What time do you get off? Can I watch?
  10. Did you just fart because you blew me away!

What’s the worst pick up line you’ve ever heard? I want to know!

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8 Responses to The 10 Worst Pick Up Lines Ever

  1. Matt Baier says:

    I really hope that in the entire earth’s history, no one actually said #10.

  2. John Curry says:

    “Let’s get something straight between us”

  3. The picture alone is PRICELESS!

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