- What do you call an old snowman? Water!
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
- How does one snowman greet another snowman? Ice to meet you!
- What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
- What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow!
- Where do snowmen dance? At snow balls!
Thanks to Kevin Renner via Flickr for the photo!