Lawyers from the US Attorneys Office have been meeting with Dawn Zimmer, mayor of Hoboken N J, after she claimed Governor Chris Christie threatened to exclude her from his Super-sized Super Bowl XLVII party that will be held this coming Feb 2nd at MetLife Stadium. Ms. Zimmer claims that in late November 2013, Lt Governor Kim Guadagno cornered her in the ladies room at the Joyce Kilmer rest stop (I-95 East Brunswick exit) and said, “If you want a golden ticket to the best skybox party at the stadium you better bring something more to the table than a crudité platter.” Ms. Guadagno then abruptly left without washing her hands.
A bewildered Zimmer speculates that Gov. Christie feels threatened by her liberal views on climate issues & gay marriage. Others claim that hanging with the fit & thin Hoboken mayor may run counter to the warning of Christie advisors who counsel the governor,” The only way to look thin is to hang out with fat people”.
Photo credits via wikimedia commons:Bob Jagendorf (Christie), Nightscream(Zimmer), gargudojr(MetLife stadium)