Who knew polar bears were such jokesters? These jokes come straight out of the Arctic Comedy Clubs:
- What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic? Lost! Penguins live in Antarctica!
- Where do seals go to see movies? The dive-in!
- Why do seals swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
- What did the polar bear cub say to its mother at mealtime? Bleh! Not seals again!
- What did the polar bear say when it saw the igloo? Yummy! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!
- What was the first thing the polar bear ate after his tooth was fixed? The dentist!
- What do you call a polar bear on thin ice? An icebreaker!
- What does a Walrus get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids!
- What do you call a line 10 Arctic hares hopping backwards? A receding hairline!
- What did one Arctic tern say to the other Arctic tern when they arrived in Antarctica? We flew 2000 miles for this?
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photo credits: polar bear By Ansgar Walk (photo taken by Ansgar Walk) [CC-BY-SA-2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/), walrus wikimediacommons.
