Pucker Up! 6 Classic Quotes About Hockey

  • The three important elements in hockey are: the forecheck, the backcheck and the Ice hockeypaycheck. Gilbert Perreault
  • All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. Gordie Howe
  • I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. Rodney Dangerfield
  • A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can’t hit one another.  Jimmy Cannon
  • Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.  Doug Larson
  • I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. Sarah Palin

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