Freeze! We’ve Got Snow Jokes

Thaw out your funny bone with these stone cold silly jokes!

  • What’s an ig? A snow house without a loo!Snowman
  • If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming? No privacy!
  • What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A snowmobile!
  • What do Snowmen call their offspring?  Chill-dren.
  • What did the doctor say when I told him I slipped on the ice? Icy!
  • What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!

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2 Responses to Freeze! We’ve Got Snow Jokes

  1. Snow Skeptic says:

    do snow men wear ice caps?

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