New Years Resolutions of a Robot

RobotCompiled by Alex Berg.

I will not harm a human being, or, though inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

I will obey the orders given to me by human beings except when such orders conflict with New Year’s resolution number one.

I will not consume cigarettes, alcohol or controlled substances or, though in action allow cigarettes, alcohol or controlled substances to be introduced in to my system as long as this does not conflict with the first or second New Year’s resolutions.

Thank you Alex Berg for these insightful resolutions!

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