Monthly Archives: January 2014

A Nerd’s Guide To Pick Up Lines

It can be a daunting task to find a mate that is stimulating physically AND mentally. Try these pick up lines at your next gathering and see who responds: Your name must be Google because you have everything I’m searching … Continue reading

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Two New College Care Packages for February Only

I believe February is the shortest month for several reasons: Reason number one-if you aren’t madly in love it can be pretty annoying to see all the cheesy commercials for lovebirds on TV. Reason number two– if you are still … Continue reading

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9 Great Jokes About Skiing (and Ski Instructors)!

What’s the difference between a ski instructor and God? God doesn’t think he is a ski instructor. What do you call a successful ski instructor? A guy whose girlfriend has two jobs. Why are most jokes about skiers short? So … Continue reading

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Bigger Snacks Mean Bigger Slacks and Other Diet Quotes

Ugh. Take away my Doritos and I’m miserable. Misery loves company so I’ve compiled a few appropriate quotes about diets: I lied on my Weight Watchers list.  I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate … Continue reading

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The 10 Worst Pick Up Lines Ever

I consider this a public service announcement. Doing my part to make sure these pick up lines are never used again. Do not read if you are faint of heart! Do you have a sunburn or are you always this … Continue reading

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Christie Withholds Super Bowl Party Invitation to Party Pooper Mayor

Lawyers from the US Attorneys Office have been meeting with Dawn Zimmer, mayor of Hoboken N J, after she claimed Governor Chris Christie threatened to exclude her from his Super-sized Super Bowl XLVII party that will be held this coming … Continue reading

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That Frosty is One Funny Guy: Snowman Jokes

I heard these from Frosty himself (What a flake!): What do you call an old snowman? Water! What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes! How does one snowman greet another snowman? Ice to meet you! What did one snowman … Continue reading

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Quotes for a Snowy Day!

Who doesn’t hope for a snowy winter? OK. A snowy winter with just enough fluffy snow to make everything look beautiful but not enough snow to close schools. And no ice! And no slush! Until I came to Canada I … Continue reading

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Pinterest Detective: 5 Favorite College Care Packages

Disclaimer: I am no expert on Pinterest! When I was told I needed to learn how to use it for business I clicked my heels and dove blindly in headfirst. My first Pinterest account is under Gay Gasser. I figured … Continue reading

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Those Crazy Polar Bears: Polar Puns

Who knew polar bears were such jokesters? These jokes come straight out of the Arctic Comedy Clubs: What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic? Lost! Penguins live in Antarctica! Where do seals go to see movies? The dive-in! … Continue reading

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