Skiing Quotes: Going Down Hill Fast

For all our friends who like to ski!Fun ski trip

  • The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars’ worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.  P.J. O’Rourke
  • Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.  Dave Barry
  • Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Steven Wright
  • Stretch pants – the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.  Anonymous

  • I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.  Erma Bombeck

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