- The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars’ worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk. P.J. O’Rourke
- Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. Dave Barry
- Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Steven Wright
- Stretch pants – the garment that made skiing a spectator sport. Anonymous
- I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. Erma Bombeck
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