Last Minute Christmas Jokes!

  • Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy!Gingerbread men
  • What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
  • What is the best thing to put in to a Christmas cookie? Your teeth!
  • What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
  • How do elves greet each other? Small world, isn’t it?
  • How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? A Merry Christmas to Ewe!
  • What do you call an elf who just has won the lottery? Welfy!
  • Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers? Comet!

Mirth in a Box wishes everyone a Merry Christmas!

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