Have A Very Merry Christmas: 7 Funny Quotes

  • I stopped believing in Santa when my mother took me to see him in a department Christmasstore and he asked  for my autograph. Shirley Temple
  • Next to a circus there aint nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Kin Hubbard
  • The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. Joan Rivers
  • What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phyllis Diller 
  • I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning
  • One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December. Louis C.K.
  • A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty. William Feather

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2 Responses to Have A Very Merry Christmas: 7 Funny Quotes

  1. Peewee Herman says:

    I don’t get the last one

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