Sticking it to the Man: Santa Claus Jokes

Somehow it doesn’t make sense to poke fun of the guy who, you hope, is going to take the first christmas santatime to fly to your house, climb down your chimney and fill your Christmas stockings with presents. However, we are willing to take that chance. Besides, these are pretty tame:

  • Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
  • Why doesn’t Santa buy Christmas Seals? Because he doesn’t know what to feed them!
  • Why does Santa Claus wear a red coat? Because he looks ridiculous in plaid!
  • What goes ‘oh oh oh’? Santa walking backwards!
  • Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids like a day at the office? You do all the work and a fat guy in a suit gets all the credit!
  • What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney the wrong way? Crisp Cringle!

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