Families are Like Fudge,Mostly Sweet with a Few Nuts:Quotes

  • Happiness is having a large,loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. large familyGeorge Burns
  • As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices-take it or leave it. Buddy Hacket
  • If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. George Bernard Shaw
  • Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. Cary Grant
  • Family PhotoIf you ever start to feel like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair because after five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going,’You know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.’ Jeff Foxworthy
  • I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap.  Fred Allen
  • The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother – and they’ll settle for a puppy every time. Winston Pendelton
  •  I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. Rodney Dangerfield

I though these were funny. Please note:  I love my family and you all better come home for the holidays!

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