Cheers! Quotes About Drinking

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  • If it wasn’t for the olives in his martinis he’d starve to death. Milton Berle
  • To alcohol! The cause of – and solution – to all of life’s problems. Homer Simpson
  • Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
    W. C. Fields
  • When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman
  • God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. Ed McMahon
  • holiday drinkWork is the curse of the drinking classes. Oscar Wilde
  • I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going. Rodney Dangerfield

Sitting by the fire with a glass of eggnog, your laptop and your computer? Good! Go to and start your holiday shopping now! Ho ho!

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