Monthly Archives: December 2013

Who’s There? More Knock Knock Jokes!

Some people just can’t get enough of Knock Knock jokes. Luckily for those folks, we can’t either! Here’s a few more: Knock Knock! Who’s there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle be the last time I knock on this door! Knock Knock! … Continue reading

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Skiing Quotes: Going Down Hill Fast

For all our friends who like to ski! The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars’ worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and … Continue reading

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Last Minute Christmas Jokes!

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy! What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet! What is the best thing to put in to a Christmas cookie? Your teeth! What … Continue reading

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Have A Very Merry Christmas: 7 Funny Quotes

I stopped believing in Santa when my mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked  for my autograph. Shirley Temple Next to a circus there aint nothing that packs up and tears out faster than … Continue reading

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Quiz: Are You Headed For A Holiday Meltdown?

Everyone acknowledges that the holidays brim are with stressors that can trigger misery, discord or agitation. Many professionals suggest making detailed ‘to do’ lists to prevent a breakdown such as getting quality sleep, rehearsing reactions to stressful situations, frequently replenishing … Continue reading

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4 Great Family Games to Play Over the Holidays

What do we do at our house during the holidays? We eat, we read and we all play games! Here are some that I hope we’ll all be playing together this year: Farkel–I like this game because any number of … Continue reading

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Gay and Kate Make Dark Chocolate and Pomegranate Bark

One of the perils of Pinterest is the overwhelming amount of food porn. I collect all the pretty pictures and recipes of treats I might make someday on a board called Play With Your Food but last week I saw … Continue reading

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Sticking it to the Man: Santa Claus Jokes

Somehow it doesn’t make sense to poke fun of the guy who, you hope, is going to take the time to fly to your house, climb down your chimney and fill your Christmas stockings with presents. However, we are willing … Continue reading

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Hansel & Gretel’s Moral Quandary Upon Finding An Untended Gingerbread House In The Forest

Hansel: Inasmuch as gingerbread is a man made substance, and we are men (in the general sense of the term), there is no reason we should not eat this gingerbread house. No beast in this realm or any other feasts … Continue reading

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Families are Like Fudge,Mostly Sweet with a Few Nuts:Quotes

Happiness is having a large,loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices-take it or leave it. Buddy Hacket If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may … Continue reading

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