Gobble These Up:Thankgiving Day Jokes

Has the thought of a big family dinner got you stressed and cranky? Here’s some seasonal PG humor (OK, a tad corny) that will make even your grouchiest aunt crack a smile:

  • What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose!Turkey
  • What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing! Wing!
  • What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? Quack! Quack!
  • Why can’t you take a turkey to church? Because they use such fowl language!
  • How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll let you know next week!
  • What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
  • If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age!

Sister-Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. BrotherWhy? Is it broken?

One of your college students unable to make it home for Thanksgiving? Hey! We got a great idea! Why not send him/her a care package from Mirth in a Box!!!!

Thanks to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Lupin   for the great turkey picture!

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