- When do cannibals leave the table? When everyone’s eaten!
- What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts!
- What is a cannibal’s favorite game? Swallow the leader!
- What did the cannibals do at the comedy club? They split a gut!
- What do beatnik cannibals eat? Three squares a day!
- What is a cannibal’s favorite type of TV show? A celebrity roast!
- A cannibal says to his friend, “I don’t like my mother-in-law.“His friend says, “That’s okay, just eat the noodles.“
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