Having Seconds? Cannibal Jokes

Here’s another dollop of cannibal jokes! Campfire

  • When do cannibals leave the table?  When everyone’s eaten!
  • What do cannibals eat for dessert?  Chocolate covered aunts!
  • What is a cannibal’s favorite game?  Swallow the leader!
  • What did the cannibals do at the comedy club? They split a gut!
  • What do beatnik cannibals eat? Three squares a day!
  • What is a cannibal’s favorite type of TV show? A celebrity roast!
  • A cannibal says to his friend, “I don’t like my mother-in-law.“His friend says, “That’s okay, just eat the noodles.

Hope those weren’t too hard to swallow! Heads up! We’ve got more cannibal jokes HERE.

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