- Painless Dentistry– Yep. I guess novocaine helps a bit but getting the novocaine is anything but painless.
- All Natural Additives– Seems to be on almost everything I eat.
- Amtrak Schedule-Ha Ha Ha!
- Half dead- Oh. I’ve truly have know this feeling.
- Death benefits- Can’t see an upside.
- Couch potato- I’ll take fries with that!
- Light Heavyweight- ehhhh
Make my day! Send me some of your favorite oxymorons!