Is That Glass Half Empty or Half Full?

My friend Brian Bish recently got on a positivity kick. While scouting out optimism on Happy Lynnethe internet, I found plenty of references to “Is your glass half empty or half full?“. Here were some of my favorites:

    • I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. Janeane Garafalo
    • Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking. Bill Cosby

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  • Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be. George Carlin
  • Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full. I say,’Are you going to drink that?’ Daniel Tosh
  • Those that say their glasses are half-full are considered optimists. Yeah, but shouldn’t we be more specific about the contents of the glass? If it’s a glass of shit, I’m going half empty. Demetri Martin

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