I Hearing Knocking: Even More Knock Knock Jokes

Green DoorKnock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon fool some of the people some of the time …!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh wouldn’t believe me if I told you!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Purple DoorIsabelle.
Isabella who?
Isabelle out of order?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I go away?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Red DoorCauliflower.
Cauliflower who?
Cauliflower by any other name and it’s still a rose!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears looking at you!

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2 Responses to I Hearing Knocking: Even More Knock Knock Jokes

  1. accipheran says:

    Nice doors.

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