Monthly Archives: October 2013

Five Fun & Festive Halloween Recipes (and Easy Too!)

I would make every one of these recipes if I hadn’t eaten my way through Italy last month. Even my apron is too tight! I found some of these recipes on Pinterest (check out my boards Halloween and Play With … Continue reading

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Trick or Treat Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo first. I’m scared! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch way to the haunted house? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Isaiah. Isaiah who? Isaiah nothing until you open this door! Knock Knock! … Continue reading

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These are Crazy! Russian Proverbs

A few pithy gems from Mother Russia: A fly cannot enter a closed mouth. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes. Fear the Greeks bearing gifts. Small children give you headache; big children heartache. Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. … Continue reading

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Cure for Senioritis Collegium Baffles Doctors

Doctors around the world are scrambling to find a cure for senioritis collegium. Senioritis collegium is an ailment that strikes 1 in 5 college seniors each year. Risk factors include attending a four year college or university and being between … Continue reading

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Revenge is Sweet:Little Miss Muffet’s Favorite Spider Jokes

Little Miss Muffet is now in her sixties and an accomplished furniture  designer. Thanks to years of intense behavioral therapy, she is no longer an arachniphobe; in fact she relishes mocking anything with 8 legs. We thought we’d ask Ms … Continue reading

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Bubbe Said What? Yiddish Proverbs

I LOVE these Yiddish proverbs! Your health comes first; you can always hang yourself later. If you want your dreams to come true, don’t over sleep. A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal … Continue reading

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Excuse Presented to Teacher for a Tardy Assignment By Rube Goldberg, Age 12

Alex Berg circa 2006 Dear Mrs. Smathersby, Please excuse the tardiness of this assignment. I understand that you are a stern taskmaster, and I did not mean to take your deadline of “Tuesday, before recess” lightly. However, I feel it … Continue reading

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