What Does the Dyslexic Cow Say? Yoga Jokes!

black and white cow

Ommmmmmmmm!

    • Why doesn’t the yogi use a vacuum cleaner on his rug? Too many attachments!
    • How does a yogi prepare her chickens for dinner? Nothing special. She just tells them they are going to die.
    • What does yoga meditation and chocolate cake have in common? They are both a piece of heaven!
    • How many Iyengar yogis does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he’ll need a sticky mat, a chair, 2 blocks, 4 blankets, a bolster, 3 straps 2 ropes…..
    • How many yogis does it take to change a light bulb? Change in to what?
    • Why did the yogi refuse anesthesia when having his wisdom teeth removed??He wanted to transcend-dental-medication!

Deity Tamil NaduKnock knock!
Who’s there?
Yoga!
Yoga who?
Yoga try this! It feels amazing!

This post gave me the opportunity to show off some of my favorite pictures from my trip to India where I did yoga 7 times. Pretty darn nice!

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