- Why doesn’t the yogi use a vacuum cleaner on his rug? Too many attachments!
- How does a yogi prepare her chickens for dinner? Nothing special. She just tells them they are going to die.
- What does yoga meditation and chocolate cake have in common? They are both a piece of heaven!
- How many Iyengar yogis does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he’ll need a sticky mat, a chair, 2 blocks, 4 blankets, a bolster, 3 straps 2 ropes…..
- How many yogis does it take to change a light bulb? Change in to what?
- Why did the yogi refuse anesthesia when having his wisdom teeth removed??He wanted to transcend-dental-medication!
This post gave me the opportunity to show off some of my favorite pictures from my trip to India where I did yoga 7 times. Pretty darn nice!