May the Quartz Be With You: Geology Jokes

My brother and his wife both studied geology at Mount Union College in Alliance, OH. I’m not sedimental but here are a few geology jokes for my geologistsbrother on his birthday:

  • Why wasn’t the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite!
  • Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder!
  • Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money if you want to get paid back quickly? They consider a million years ago to be recent!
  • Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair!
  • Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car? Because they get hammered and stoned!
  • Doctor Watson: Hey, Geologist! What’s this rock? Geologist: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson!
  • Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left!

QuartzHave a gneiss day!

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