A man went to his doctor and said, “Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,” The doctor said, “Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”
Groan! There is a dearth of coffee jokes but in honor of International Coffee Day, Sunday September 29th, we handpicked a few of the best:
- Why are Italian men so good at making coffee? They know how to espresso themselves!
- What do you call a cow that has just given birth? De-Calf-inated!
- Which type of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka!
- What’s the crime in stealing someone else’s coffee? Mugging!
- Which Beatle song is a favorite with caffeine addicts? Latte Be!
- Why does a bad cup of coffee signal disaster in a marriage? It’s grounds for divorce!