Open Wide for Knock Knock Jokes!

door knockerKnock Knock!
Who’s there?
Xavier who?
Xavier breath I’m not leaving!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy who?
Wendy last time you took a bath?

Door knocker on red doorKnock Knock!
Who’s there?
Wilma who?
Wilma dreams come true?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ida who?
Ida terrible time getting here!

Lion Door knockerKnock Knock!
Who’s there?
Eva who?
Eva told you would you let me in?

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