Getting Older is Getting Better? Really?

Well aging is certainly a deep well of humor! Birthday Candles

    • By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. Billy Crystal
    • We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. Will Rogers
    • Talk about getting old. I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. Joan Rivers¬†
    • It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone. Andy Rooney
    • You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Woody Allen
    • I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. Rita Rudner
  • birthday college care packageI’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. Rodney Dangerfield

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