- By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. Billy Crystal
- We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. Will Rogers
- Talk about getting old. I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. Joan Rivers
- It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone. Andy Rooney
- You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Woody Allen
- I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. Rita Rudner
- I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. Rodney Dangerfield
Mirth in a Box sells fun gift boxes and care packages for all your friends who need a good cheer up! Did you know we now have three birthday gift boxes? Yep! Birthday Party in a Box, Ha Ha You’re Old Now! and Birthday Away.