Quotes About Cats vs Dogs

Good grief! Dogs and cats both have 4 legs, fur & eat from bowls on the floor. Molly's crazy catThat’s were the similarities end.

  • In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. Dereke Bruce
  • A dog is a man’s best friend. A cat is a cat’s best friend. Robert J. Vogel
  • If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat. Anonymous
  • If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you. But if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Alfred North Whitehead
  • Bo ObamaCats are ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren’t like this. A dog’s idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish. James Gorman
  • You call to a dog and the dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, ‘What’s in it for me?’ Lewis Grizzard
  • Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Jeff Valdez
  • Dogs have owners, cats have staff.  Anonymous
  • A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal. Robert Brault

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2 Responses to Quotes About Cats vs Dogs

  1. DREW ORESTAD says:

    “A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.” ~Robert Brault

    ..hum, imagine that

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