Monthly Archives: September 2013

What Does the Dyslexic Cow Say? Yoga Jokes!

Ommmmmmmmm! Why doesn’t the yogi use a vacuum cleaner on his rug? Too many attachments! How does a yogi prepare her chickens for dinner? Nothing special. She just tells them they are going to die. What does yoga meditation and … Continue reading

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May the Quartz Be With You: Geology Jokes

My brother and his wife both studied geology at Mount Union College in Alliance, OH. I’m not sedimental but here are a few geology jokes for my brother on his birthday: Why wasn’t the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite! … Continue reading

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Ta Da! Movie Night College Care Package

Curtain up, light the lights! Applause builds……. Mirth in a Box presents Movie Night College Care Package! Make a stay at home night a party night with this fun box filled with plenty of popcorn and munchies, a coffee mug adorned … Continue reading

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International Coffee Day Coming this Week!

A man went to his doctor and said, “Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,” The doctor said, “Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?” Groan! There is a dearth of coffee … Continue reading

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Pithy Polish Proverbs

A few Polish proverbs for our out-of-sight-but not out-of-mind Jack of All Trades, Aggie: The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. When the woman gets off the wagon, horses have an easier time The only free cheese … Continue reading

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First Year at College: A Care Package Created Just for Freshman!

Light seeps under the dorm room door. It’s past midnight. Your first born’s stomach mews pathetically for food. The tiny rented refrigerator is empty. Without warning, whitewashed recollections of home and family overwhelm your child. He reaches for his phone … Continue reading

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Open Wide for Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Xavier! Xavier who? Xavier breath I’m not leaving! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Wendy! Wendy who? Wendy last time you took a bath? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Wilma! Wilma who? Wilma dreams come true? Knock Knock! Who’s … Continue reading

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Getting Older is Getting Better? Really?

Well aging is certainly a deep well of humor!  By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. Billy Crystal We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had … Continue reading

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College Care Package Ideas and Tips

What did the buffalo say to his son when he was leaving for college? Bison!                          Even if your child was biting at the bit to get to college … Continue reading

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Thinking About Moving in to a Sorority House? 4 Reasons Why You Should!

Regina Gasser (my niece!) sums up why she found living in a sorority house pretty darn nice. Sororities aren’t for everyone. They can be loud, will demand lots of your time & attention, and can sometimes get messy (much like kids). Part … Continue reading

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