Acting: It’s No Joke!

How do you get an actor off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza!Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug

What’s the most dangerous thing in a community theater? An actor with a power tool!

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. They don’t like to share the spotlight!

What do you call a fight between film actors? Star Wars!

Classic Prankster GiftWhat’s the difference between a actor and a mutual fund? A mutual fund eventually matures and makes money!

What’s the difference between a stage manager and a terrorist? A terrorist will negotiate!

What’s the difference between God and a director? God never pretended to be a director!

Why are movies stars so cool? Because they have so many fans!

Do you know a hard-working actor? Why not send him or her an opening night gift from Mirth in a Box? May we suggest: Classic Prankster, Book Lovers Box or A Shakespearean Insults Mug?

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One Response to Acting: It’s No Joke!

  1. Matt Baier says:

    “A terrorist will negotiate.” That’s good.

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