What’s the most dangerous thing in a community theater? An actor with a power tool!
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. They don’t like to share the spotlight!
What do you call a fight between film actors? Star Wars!
What’s the difference between a stage manager and a terrorist? A terrorist will negotiate!
What’s the difference between God and a director? God never pretended to be a director!
Why are movies stars so cool? Because they have so many fans!