Happy Hour Har Har: Dorothy Parker Quotes

Dorothy Parker was know for spending more than just Friday night drinking. Here are a Happy Hourfew of her best-loved quotes for you Happy Hour pleasure:

  • I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
  • A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  • I’m not a writer with a drinking problem; I’m a drinker with a writing problem.

Looking for love at the bar? Here’s what Ms Parker has to say about all that:

  • Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses (not true!).
  • Look at him, a rhinestone in the rough ( ewww).
  • Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone(ouch).
  • She looks like something that would eat its young (hiss).
  • His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets (would love to hear that voice!).

Dorothy ParkerPerhaps you will not be surprised to know that she also said:

  • The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue!

Have a great weekend!

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One Response to Happy Hour Har Har: Dorothy Parker Quotes

  1. Brian says:

    She was harsh!!!

    (I think I love her…)

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