Hipster Jokes for Those Who Swim in the Mainstream

Remember the first hipster? Oh wait. You’ve probably never heard of him. hipsterAnyway, now that hipster awareness is surfacing in the  mainstream, hipsters are fair game for jokes.

  • How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
  • Why do hipsters only use the microwave? They don’t like conventional ovens.
  • Why do hipsters love using the subway? Because it’s underground.
  • Why did the hipster shoot the deputy? The sheriff was too mainstream.
  • How did the hipster hockey player drown? He skated on the ice before it was cool.
  • How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream.
  • How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.

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Pictures thanks to Kevin Conor Keller via Flickr.com

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3 Responses to Hipster Jokes for Those Who Swim in the Mainstream

  1. Matt Baier says:

    Have to admit, I didn’t get the first joke until I read the fifth one.

  2. Brian says:

    I was going to leave an ironic comment, but that would be too mainstream…

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