- How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
- Why do hipsters only use the microwave? They don’t like conventional ovens.
- Why do hipsters love using the subway? Because it’s underground.
- Why did the hipster shoot the deputy? The sheriff was too mainstream.
- How did the hipster hockey player drown? He skated on the ice before it was cool.
- How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream.
- How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
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