Having a Picnic with Knock Knock Jokes!

falafelKnock Knock!
Who’s there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel my bike & cut my knee! (this one’s for you, Adel!)

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
ketchupCatsup.
Catsup who?
Catsup on the roof. Should I bring him down?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Clara.
Clara who?
Clara space on the table for me!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
GorillaGorilla who?
Gorilla me another hamburger, please!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita nother napkin!

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Photos from Flickr.com: bour3, brett casadonte, Coastal Photography.

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2 Responses to Having a Picnic with Knock Knock Jokes!

  1. Gus says:

    falafel my bike and tore my ACL?

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