How did the ancient Romans cut their hair? With a pair of Caesars.
Why did the archaeologist quit his job? Because his career in ruins!
Why did Alexander the Great go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned!
What does B.C. stand for? Before computers.
Why did the archaeologist cry? Because he lost his mummy!
Did you hear about the mummy who lost his nose? He smells terrible!
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