Oh No! More Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock Knock!Mosquito ready to bite
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito just bit me!

Knock Knock!
Cat and MouseWho’s there !
Catskills !
Catskills who?
Catskills mice!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Hewlett.
Hewlett who?
Vola lunga VeniceWho let all those mosquitos in?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Girls Scouts Deliver Cookies to troopsDewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling all these jokes?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies?

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2 Responses to Oh No! More Knock Knock Jokes!

  1. Gus says:

    Seems like in that second one it should either be “catkills” (as in cat kills mice) or “catskill” (cats kill mice). “catskills” –> “cats kills mice” which isn’t grammatically correct.

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