- Last week I helped my friend stay put. It’s a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.Mitch Hedberg
- Fanatic is often the name given to people of action by people who are lazy. Bryant H McGill
- The sleeping fox catches no poultry. Benjamin Franklin
- I like the word “indolence.” It makes my laziness seem classy. Bern Williams
- My favorite machine at the health club is the vending machine Caroline Rhea
- People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.Bob Hope
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