The Sleeping Fox Catches No Poultry and Other Quotes About Laziness!

I broke a sweat coming up with these quotes about laziness so enjoy them! Hammock

  • Last week I helped my friend stay put. It’s a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.Mitch Hedberg
  • Fanatic is often the name given to people of action by people who are lazy. Bryant H McGill
  • The sleeping fox catches no poultry. Benjamin Franklin
  • I like the word “indolence.” It makes my laziness seem classy.  Bern Williams
  • My favorite machine at the health club is the vending machine Caroline Rhea
  • People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.Bob Hope

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