Dusty, Dirty, Droll: Archaeology Jokes

Look at the archaeology jokes we dug up! These are so old they are ……. pre-hysterical!

  • What do you get in a 5 star pyramid? A tomb with a view!Cypriot Pot Sherds
  • What was the most popular children’s movie in ancient Greece? Troy Story!
  • What do you call a Roman Emperor with a cold? Julius Sneezer!
  • What happened when the pottery specialist didn’t show up for work? She got fired!
  • Did you hear about the angry Mummy? He flipped his lid!
  • Why would a  women want to marry an archaeologist? Because the older she gets, the more interested he will be in her!

Stayed tuned for more groundbreaking humor! I excavated a pile of dirt digger wit. Really.

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