Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you reach it faster too. Lionel Kauffman
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong. Charles Wadsworth
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.Fred Allen
I was the same kind of father as I was a harpist – I played by ear.Harpo Marx
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.Jay London
When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.‘Jerry Lewis
Happy Fathers’ Day to fathers everywhere from Mirth in a Box!