Knock Knock! Open Your Door for These Jokes!

Knock Knock!Peacans
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Date!
Date who?
Date my brother this weekend?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open up quickly I need to use the bathroom!

peanut shellsKnock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks. I would like peanuts instead!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
bee and flowerHoney bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

Mirth in a Box loves to make people smile! Check out our premade college & camp care packages and the much needed get well & cheer up gifts!

Thanks to dawnsuzette & gregcee via Flickr for the great photos!

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