Serving Up Food Jokes

  • Why did the donut go to the dentist? Because it needed a chocolate filling!Chocolate Eclairs
  • Did the grape cry when someone stepped on it? No. It just let out a little whine!
  • Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
  • What do you get when you throw 2 banana peels on the floor? A pair of slippers!
  • How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
  • What happens when you tell and egg a joke? It cracks up!

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2 Responses to Serving Up Food Jokes

  1. Saul Kripke says:

    I’m confused about the last one. Do you mean that when you tell a joke and then also “egg” it, as in throw eggs at it, that it will crack up?

  2. Saul Kripke says:

    Also, it would be quite surprising if a grape let out a little whine. On the other hand, if it were to let out some wine, that would be much less surprising.

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