- Why did the donut go to the dentist? Because it needed a chocolate filling!
- Did the grape cry when someone stepped on it? No. It just let out a little whine!
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
- What do you get when you throw 2 banana peels on the floor? A pair of slippers!
- How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
- What happens when you tell and egg a joke? It cracks up!
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