Monthly Archives: June 2013

“We Must Hurry”, Tom Said Swiftly: Tom Swifties

A Tom Swifty is a phrase in which the adverb is a pun that links back to the rest of the sentence. Huh? See examples below and send us some more! “I do too have Jedi powers!” Tom said forcefully. … Continue reading

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Knock Knock Jokes for the Happy Camper!

When I went to summer camp my mother would send me a knock knock joke every day on a postcard (I guess things were pretty dull at home). Here are a few to sent to your little camper: Knock, knock! … Continue reading

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Let’s Talk Coffee!

How do you feel about your morning cup of coffee? I was flitting around the internet and found this wonderful Turkish saying,“Black as hell, strong as death, sweet as love. Coffee.” Whoa! I think I’ll take a Turkish coffee tomorrow … Continue reading

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A Country Can be Judged by the Quality of its Proverbs? Let’s Judge!

A proverb is a short popular saying of unknown origin that expresses a commonplace truth or belief.  Can you guess which country birthed this telling proverb above? No idea? I could not read that little adage without looking up some … Continue reading

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Dusty, Dirty, Droll: Archaeology Jokes

Look at the archaeology jokes we dug up! These are so old they are ……. pre-hysterical! What do you get in a 5 star pyramid? A tomb with a view! What was the most popular children’s movie in ancient Greece? Troy … Continue reading

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Daddy Dearest: Fathers’ Day Quotes

Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you reach it faster too. Lionel Kauffman By the time … Continue reading

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Knock Knock! Open Your Door for These Jokes!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Date! Date who? Date my brother this weekend? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open up quickly I need to use the … Continue reading

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Portmanteaus or Portmanteaux: By Any Name We Love Them!

I know some educated wordsmiths sniff at the use of portmanteaus, but I think the creative marrying of 2 words or names is quite charming & very efficient. Why use 2 words when one will suffice? Does your hair stand … Continue reading

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Serving Up Food Jokes

Why did the donut go to the dentist? Because it needed a chocolate filling! Did the grape cry when someone stepped on it? No. It just let out a little whine! Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because … Continue reading

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