George Burns: Age and Aging

George Burns had an active career in comedy until just a few years before his death at George Burns100. He was know to quip, “How can I die? I’m booked!”

  • When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
  • First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
  • Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
  • Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
  • By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
  • Birthday gag giftIt’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
  • I was always taught to respect my elders and I’ve now reached the age when I don’t have anybody to respect.

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