A Bushel of Knock Knock Jokes!

orangesThese punderful jokes are garden-inspired!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
cantaloupesOlive who?
Olive you!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Honey Dew!
Honey Dew who?
Honey Dew be mine!

Knock Knock!
Yellow Squash plantWho’s there?
Cantaloupe
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe now. Maybe next weekend!

Knock Knock!lettuce
Who’s there?
Squash.
Squash who?
Squash that bug for me!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce get married!

Mirth in a Box sells fun & unusual gifts and care packages. Laughter is our main crop. Pick and send some punny produce today!

Thanks to littlepeppercorn, eatwell.in & kerryj.corn of Flickr.com for the great photos!

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2 Responses to A Bushel of Knock Knock Jokes!

  1. Eric says:

    Nice close up of the oranges!

  2. Eric says:

    Nice close up of the oranges!

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