Pucker Up, Buttercup! A Few Funny Quotes about Marriage

Erma Bombeck once said about marriage,”He who laughs, lasts.” Yep. Here’s a few The secret to a happy marriagefunny quotes to help you get through the day laughing:

    • Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. Jeff Foxworthy
    • Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy. Gary Busey
    • The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman 
    • I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield 
    • Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?Groucho Marx 
    • A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor

Pucker Up, Buttercup!

  • My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. Rodney Dangerfield
  • Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot. Minnie Pearl


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