Erma Bombeck once said about marriage,”He who laughs, lasts.” Yep. Here’s a few 
funny quotes to help you get through the day laughing:
- Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. Jeff Foxworthy
- Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy. Gary Busey
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman
- I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield
- Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?Groucho Marx
- A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor
- My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. Rodney Dangerfield
- Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot. Minnie Pearl
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