Financial Funnies: Banker Jokes

Who ever said bankers don’t have a sense of humor? Oh wait, these jokes are ABOUT Monopoly Manbankers, not written BY bankers. Never mind.

    • How does one make a million dollars in the stock market? Start with two million dollars!
    • What’s the problem with banker jokes? Bankers don’t think they’re funny, normal people don’t think they’re jokes.
    • Hospitals report that the hearts of bankers are in strong demand by transplant patients, because they’ve never been used.

Monopoly Man

  • Bankers are people that help you with problems you would not have had without them
  • A long term investment is a sort term investment that failed.


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Puns intended! Silas, these are for you!

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