- How does one make a million dollars in the stock market? Start with two million dollars!
- What’s the problem with banker jokes? Bankers don’t think they’re funny, normal people don’t think they’re jokes.
- Hospitals report that the hearts of bankers are in strong demand by transplant patients, because they’ve never been used.
- Bankers are people that help you with problems you would not have had without them
- A long term investment is a sort term investment that failed.
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