Monthly Archives: April 2013

Charges Filed Cholesterol Testing Scandal

A grand jury indicted more than 50 overweight men in a covert nationwide sting aimed at uncovering wide spread fraud in cholesterol testing. Trying to avoid test results that could subject them to lifetime of high fiber foods and fish … Continue reading

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Quintessential Margaret Thatcher Quotes

Margaret Thatcher was Britain’s first female Prime Minister. She served from 1979 until 1990. Here’s a few of my favorite Margaret Thatcher quotes: Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t. … Continue reading

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What Does An Accountant Do to Liven Up a Party?

Not show up! OUCH! Well. I’m guessing by these jokes that accountants are not know for their senses of humor. Come on, CPA’s! Prove me wrong! When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realizes that he … Continue reading

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5 Great Quotes About College

Sigh! Spent most of my time at college counting the days until I graduated. Looking back…those were fun times! Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.Mark Twain College is a refuge from hasty judgment.Robert Frost College is a … Continue reading

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The Vienna Fire Department’s Success & Failure To Rescue Schrodinger’s Cat

We borrowed an old post from Alex Berg, soon to be famous comedian. Mr. Schrödinger– my name is Sgt. Hasenpfeffer. I’m from the Vienna Fire Department, whom you called recently to rescue your cat, Whiskers Heisenberg, from a tree. Mr. … Continue reading

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A Cornucopia of Cannibal Jokes

While scouring the internet for food jokes, I found bushels of cannibal jokes. Here’s a few of my favorites: What did the cannibal order for take out? A pizza with everyone! Why was the cannibal expelled from school? He was … Continue reading

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