Knock Knock! Who’s There? Bacon. Bacon Who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

Ice Cream TruckKnock Knock!
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet smarter than I look!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice Cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost

doughnutsKnock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut worry it’s just a joke!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you ketchupwaiting for?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me and I’ll tell you!

Mirth in a Box sells fun & unusual gifts for anyone who loves a good knock knock jokes! Check out our premade care packages or build your own special gift box!

Thanks to brett casadonte, waynenep57 & speakerchad for the great photos via Flickr.com

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