Earth Day Jokes: How Do Trees Get on the Internet?

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Nutty jokes!

They LOG in!  Here are a few more green-tinged jokes to celebrate Earth Day:

  • What do you tell a rain forest that is about to be cut down? Run, ForestRun!
  • Have you heard the one about the recycling bin with a sign that said, “Empty water bottles here”? Pretty soon the bin was full of water!
  • How do the doubters propose to combat record high temperatures? By switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius!
  • Did you hear about the aluminum recycling plant? It SMELT!
  • Who do oil companies call when they have an oil spill? Slick lawyers!
  • If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming? No privacy! 

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4 Responses to Earth Day Jokes: How Do Trees Get on the Internet?

  1. Saul says:

    When’s earth day?

  2. Matt says:

    I like the one about the igloo. It reminds me of the bumper stick “Global Thermo-nuclear war can ruin your entire day.” It brings a massive, incomprehensible problem down to a scale we can relate to.

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