A grand jury indicted more than 50 overweight men in a covert nationwide sting aimed at uncovering wide spread fraud in cholesterol testing. Trying to avoid test results that could subject them to lifetime of high fiber foods and fish oil tablets, this group of cheaters lied, bribed and cried their way in to laboratories across the United States. Suddenly & suspiciously these apple-bellied men’s cholesterol tests showed lipid profiles of healthy teenage athletes!
For years the fear of high cholesterol test scores have been used to deprive patients of store bought cookies, bagged snacks, cheeseburgers and bacon. Oatmeal, fish, walnuts and other less palatable foods were pushed on patients with clogged arteries.
One of the accused, Mr. A. Orta, pointed to conflicting data on cholesterol screening protocol and suspected that the fiber industry was behind exposing the dubious tests.
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