What Does An Accountant Do to Liven Up a Party?

Village PeopleNot show up! OUCH! Well. I’m guessing by these jokes that accountants are not know for their senses of humor. Come on, CPA’s! Prove me wrong!

When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realizes that he doesn’t have the charisma to become an undertaker!
Did you hear about the cannibal CPA? She charges an arm and a leg!
Why do accountants make good lovers? They’re great with figures!
What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality!
What’s the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.

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Why yes. That is a picture of the Village People (they would be fun at a party, no?) courtesy of By Jackie from Monmouth County, NJ, USA  via Wikimedia Commons

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