- Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.Mark Twain
- College is a refuge from hasty judgment.Robert Frost
- College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. George Gobel
- You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think. Elbert Hubbard
- I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me. Woody Allen
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